RIP

SUCK ON THAT MONTAGUES!!

“There lies the man, slain by young Romeo, that slew thy kinsman, brave mercutio” Rest in peace Tybalt, you were a noble man; I wish you could have been my own son, instead of my dumbass daughter. She refuses to marry prince, another man I would proudly call my son, but I shouldn’t worry, they are going to get married. I’m glad you showed the Montagues you weren’t just talk all this time, showed Mercutio that you meant business. Although falling victim to that weakling Romeo, not impressed Tybalt, not impressed. “That is because the traitor murderer lives”. Now, back to talking about my daughter. UGH I swear if she puts up any more of a fight I will lock her in her room until this marriage, Paris is a nice man and I will see to it that they are wed. She has been showing so many fluctuations of mood, first off she hates Montague then she’s defending Romeo, I think she’s getting her period. God damn, I really don’t want to deal with this, well looks like the nurse is going to make me give her another raise. This daughter of mine is costing a lot of money. “God’s bread it makes me mad!”